Tuesday, July 29, 2008

It's Tuesday in San Diego

.... and those of us who still remain have thus far survived a day at the race track, a Padres game, a night out with Metcalf, and an earthquake. It was quite an eventful 24 hours.

We're about to head out for Round 2 but I've been asked to force out a quick blog, so I have commandeered Hoffman's computer in order to do a quick preview of Friday's trip wrapup blog:

* Austin was unable to extract the sand from his vagina and did not make the trip. Dude....

* I made the line 'pick' on Bennett smothering Metcalf with a pillow last night.

* It's almost 5:30 and we have just now showered, dressed, and are getting ready to head out.

* Hoffman is now being called "The H." (I started that.)

* Jorgen is now being called "The Y." (Scott started that.)

* I'm pretty sure Metcalf referred to himself last night as "Double Impact." If he really calls himself that then I think he's very funny. However, I was pretty wasted last night so it's possible that I completely made that up. Either way - Funny. Had to pass that along.

* It's going to be difficult to find the words to adequately describe waking up, looking to your left, and seeing.... Jorgen.

* Hoffman really did bet that many things in the Padres-D-Backs game. He may have a gambling problem.

* I bet $50 on the Padres online.... Something to watch.



We are outta here. I'll be back with more on Friday. A lot more.




Enjoy the game.

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