They tell me that I have been writing

.... way too much lately. They tell me that I have been going way too far lately. (Sorry, Matt.) They tell me that I am "Long-winded" and that I need to get to the point. Fair enough. I'll keep it short and sweet today.

Inspired by Ross showing a video of possibly my favorite scene ever in any movie, I've decided to show some YouTube clips that I find particularly enjoyable. For today's blog, I will step aside and allow the works of others make you think, make you laugh, make you uncomfortable, and, most of all, make you turn the volume down while you're watching them at work. Enjoy.


* Let's start with my comedic hero, Dave Chappelle, explaining the difference between grape juice and grape drink:

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* Here's a funny clip from one of my favorite shows of all-time, HBO's critically acclaimed The Wire. Seriously, try to find one person who has watched this show and doesn't think it's great:


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* South Park's Randy Marsh is my favorite character on any show. Ever. Watch this clip in the privacy of your own home:


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* My boy Franco Cortes first showed me this clip. Anything making fun of the Cowboys is amusing to me. Working Hitler into it is just a bonus:


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* Here's a clip of former UCLA basketball coach Steve Lavin proving that he has the maturity of a 3rd grader. And apparently so do I or it wouldn't be in my blog:

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* The blog always has its proverbial ear to the streets. Check out this kid dunk a basketball. His name is Kadour Ziani:

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* And a few years later he was our Super Bowl MVP. But I'm not bitter or anything....

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* Let's end this with another Chappelle clip. Here Dave answers a question I'm sure Mikey Millz has pondered many, many times - How old is 15 really:

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Well, I hope you guys enjoyed these videos and I'm sure you enjoyed the break from my silly blurgbs. I'll be a lot funnier once I start hanging around Jorgen again. After all, he's the source of roughly 50% of my non-Jeff related material.

I'll give you guys another day to ponder that trivia question and stare at Kelly Kapowski.

I have to go crunch some numbers. I want to see how much I can afford to get down on the Lakers to win the 2009 NBA Title. After their gutty effort in Game 6 in Boston, that price of 9-4 to beat out 29 other teams for a league championship is practically stealing. I'm going to go look for my calculator. You enjoy these videos, enjoy the warm weather, and most importantly....




Enjoy the game.